bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via thefuquanator)

am I the only one that ignores iTunes updates every single time I open iTunes?

I always crave popcorn at the most inopportune times, such as in the middle of the night, in an elevator at the senior center, whilst peeing at work, driving, and when there is no popcorn to be had.